ADVENT CALENDARS

"I laughed so hard, I nearly weed myself". 25 guaranteed laughs under our festive flaps.

Our luxe, sweary advent calendar is a bestseller.

No plastic. No chocolates. All sauce.

Gift delivery option available at checkout.

  • Advent calendar with yellow bells, naughty baubles and festive design saying sweary merry christmas - the original sweary advent calendar
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Damn Fine Greetings

Rude and sweary christmas advent calendar

£15.00 GBP
£15.00 GBP
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Smart people swear. Smart people buy Damn Fine Greetings.

Shop our range of rude, sweary, saucy, unique, luxury, hand drawn lettering Christmas cards, greetings cards, advent calendars and gifts.

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Our Christmas collection

Our sweary, luxe, beautiful, hand drawn lettering christmas greetings cards and advent calendars a perfect for those who love a bit of festive sauce. Stock up on your swears today! 

Our current range of sweary and not -so-sweary greetings cards

Birthdays? New home? New job? New baby? Father’s Day? Mother’s Day? Thank you? 
Our rude, beautifully designed, hand drawn lettering greeting cards cover major life events requiring a good, creative swear. 

All our cards are left blank inside for your own messages.

"Fabulously luxe cards. Beautifully packaged. I love you guys."

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Welcome oh sweary ones! We love to share why we love a creative swear, and what we do besides drawing hand-lettered, naughty words on paper.

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